Greetings from above, however hard that may be to believe.
My week in a nutshell.
Friday – Boring. Pliss to ignore.
Saturday – Happy lunch with the remnants of The Fellowship. Project Shoot Krishna initiated. Flew across room with help from a velociraptor. Or a V for Vendetta Natalie Portman lookalike. You pick. I wouldn’t advise the same methods if you desire to be airborne though. You’re better off here .
Sunday – Boring. Skip over.
Monday – The bacchu’s birthday. General happiness that quickly turned into boredom which turned into general panic.
Sleeplessness has set in yet again. Its been killing me for over a week. Hence -
10 Things to do When The World is Sleeping and You are Not.
- Watch spider eggs hatch on youtube. Here.
- Practice your banshee-impersonation skills atop your roof. Never mind the uncle from the opposite flat who appears to be aiming that large metal thing in your direction.
- Test the strength of a tomato by jumping on it with a pogo stick.
- Wait at the window for your beloved MooCow to arrive strum away at its guitar, singing ‘Let’s Go Out To The Moooooovies’.
- Hide in your neighbourhood garbage dump. Leap and screech at the unsuspecting rats and stray puppies wandering by, brandishing a banana peel.
Pray that these unsuspecting rats and stray puppies have not watched Monty Python’s Flying Circus. - Call Aunty Mildred. Share the pain.
- Attempt to not think of koalas.
- Urge the dead flowers in your room to bloom once again by singing appropriate songs to them. Profess surprise when the glass vase holding them shatters.
- Creep into aforementioned uncle’s house and see how much of his ear-hair you can pull out before dying an extremely painful death.
- Contemplate studying for your finals which are, in all likelihood, tomorrow.
A smarter plan, however, would probably be to sleep – else you’ll turn into a zombie like I have.
Ooh, and lookie us! 
SO now, you may wait with bated breath for the screening.
I have a splitting headache, so I’m going to scat for now. My thermodynamics textbook glowers at me.
Sigh.
Gaya
Adit Said:
on April 8, 2008 at 9:09 pm
//Practice your banshee-impersonation skills atop your roof// I thot u had it down to a T…why prac??
//Wait at the window for your beloved MooCow to arrive strum away at its guitar, singing ‘Let’s Go Out To The Moooooovies’.//
THIS I WANNA SEE>… hehe….
Promo looks damn cool!! hello to Amrutash…=) lemme knw wen it comes out..wherever !
AND GET SOME SLEEEEEEeeep……..nt that i shud be advising…but
Mithali Said:
on April 8, 2008 at 9:42 pm
I love the promo!
Bharath Said:
on April 8, 2008 at 10:00 pm
My week :
Monday: huh? shit! monday! too early in the week for work. Go back to bed. Wake up in the evening, order pizza and watch old Frasier re-runs.
Tuesday: too hot for classes. SMS friends for lunch. No one is up yet. Go back to sleep- If no1 else is up, there’s nothing much to do. Eat cereal and wash it down with what looks like yogurt.
Wednesday: Aaah. Woke up early for lab. Tiring work. I deserve the rest of the day off. Afternoon beer and pool. House party at night. WASTED
Thursday: Tennis captain wakes me up, reminds me that we have a match in the evening. Drag myself to the court. I’m tired already. Served one year’s worth of double-faults. Won anyway- my opponent was unbelievably crappy. Team barbecue. More beer. Crashed on capt’s couch.
Friday: My day off
Saturday: Attempt to study. Naaaahhhh! Its the weekend. Some more tennis. Dinner and a terrible movie. “The other Boleyn girl” is THE shit. Scarlett Johansonn is sure to have tiny feet. Nothing grows under the shade.
Sunday: Brunch with a potential employer. He keeps calling me Borat. Get my name right, BiATCH! Tequila to close out the week.
neuroticteletubby Said:
on April 8, 2008 at 10:58 pm
@ adit – LOL. why not.
@ miti – hee!
@ sb – your week was clearly more eventful
astrodominie Said:
on April 9, 2008 at 8:00 pm
promo is amazing! can’t wait to see the actual thing. very intense, love the music and the way it starts!
in other news, thank god i don’t live near you.
neuroticteletubby Said:
on April 10, 2008 at 12:45 pm
one day you’ll wish you did. never mind, we shall watch captain’s alexander together until then.
Ashwitha Said:
on April 10, 2008 at 4:14 pm
i want to watch it. you look slightly frightened and bemused in that shot of you though, lol – very cute.
and hello, it’s very simple – if you’re sleepless, call me. I’ll most probably be awake too, so we can be sleep-deprived together
stupid!
neuroticteletubby Said:
on April 10, 2008 at 4:26 pm
hem. you’re sleepless for umpteen ‘other’ reasons.
Tommy Said:
on April 10, 2008 at 9:59 pm
hehe .. sleepless ? all im gonna say is U TOOOO?? good lord . are we all turnin into americans ? u know.. our biorhythms are changing… u know circadian.. blaaaah.. nooooooooooo…. i dont want.. need sleep.. need sleep sooooonn….
Tommy Said:
on April 10, 2008 at 10:03 pm
and bloody sb.. that sounds like a killer week man.. I WANT..
neuroticteletubby Said:
on April 11, 2008 at 8:10 am
tommy – no, no, we aren’t. i refuse to. O.o
krishna Said:
on April 13, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Pls don kill me.. have mercy
neuroticteletubby Said:
on April 13, 2008 at 6:34 pm
aw. how about no?
krishna Said:
on April 15, 2008 at 4:49 pm
yes thts an option but how abt yes?? thts sounds much better!!!
ess Said:
on April 18, 2008 at 10:35 am
now, how many of those things on your list did you actually do?
And if you did do even one of them… I concur. Thank god I don’t live near you, too!
neon Said:
on April 25, 2008 at 7:54 am
“Watch spider eggs hatch on youtube. Here.”
Wow.
FunDa Said:
on April 19, 2009 at 11:38 am
Contemplate studying for your finals which are, in all likelihood, tomorrow.
Almost what I’m doing now …
I have exams in a week and here I am surfing …