TheTeletubby

I sit at the tip of a banana-shaped world and sell sheep’s bladders to prevent earthquakes and wait for leprachauns to throw pots of money at me from the skies. I have no idea where I’m headed and am even less clued-in on how I got where I am in the first place. My only claim to fame is being able to touch my nose with my tongue, and I am as tall as a 10 foot tree that suffered at the hands of a whacko tempest and was thus halved. My paranoia leads me to spend most of my time creeping around dark corners armed with dirty toothbrushes to poke your rear end with, while the rest of it is either spent with the psychopaths I call my friends or in hatching plans for world domination. WAHAHAHAHAHAA!  

I’m a bit of an idiot, really.

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   meera Said:

   on April 6, 2008 at 6:00 pm

   i’m loving it. i think my stories the same!

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